Sick..

if u happen to like looking at girls showering, U R SICK!

if u happen to like stealing people's underwear and making them urs, U R SICK!

if u happen to like slashing your own wrist to inflict pain so as to feel high, U R SICK!

if u happen to be sitting on the toilet bowl, farting and having liquid poo, erm, many times a day, U R probably SICK as well!

haha, yar, the following can be pretty gross, not for the faint-hearted, ESPECIALLY IF U R EATING FOOD.. dun say i nv warn! haha..

how does it feel when all that u have been done in view of an event, and that the event is finally over?? Relief and shiok?! thats wat i tot too..

yar, the ceremony was finally over on wed, but work continues for me.. cos hav to prepare the file, as a sample (a good, proper one!) for the next Project Officer mah.. so do lor.. den finally the weekend arrives for a well-deserved break! (of cos lar, nv take my bdae off leh..)

guess wat?!?! i fell sick lar.. damnit.. n its A WHOLE SERIES OF THEM.. ARGH!

sat was fever.. half-way thru my floorball training lar.. go off half-way already nvm, but imagine my team-mates all see me machiam some lau-kok-kok sitting them, with unbearable backache and unfit to run the courts.. haiyoh.. so sick liao still malu myself in front of everyone..

den self-medicated lor, tot became bearable liao, so insisted on going for the "qihong-and-peixuan-farewell-bbq" proudly brought together by hunchman-peter-neo.. so go lor.. of cos go le, cannot like ah-hao lar, come 15mins say hi, stare at the little boys and girls at the playground, say bye, den go back home.. diao rite?!?! but anyway, yar, mini-gathering for the 2 pretty ladies whom we all will miss for the one year we lose them to Australia..

thanks to mingyao for the ride that i return home in 1 piece.. i was so sick, i took the liberty to sleep without showering AFTER A BBQ!! how gross rite?! but it juz goes to show how sick i was.. ANYWAZZ, i stayed pretty away from the pit(cos quite sick mah, den the girls bbq for us to eat lor.. hehe..) so tat sumhow justified a teeny weeny bit for me not showering.. haha.. =P

sun wake up, slight fever plus slight backache plus slight stomachache.. (for those who din know, fever comes with "side-illness" like muscle-aches, stomachache, vomitting.. sorry but to admit, i'm good at dis kinda things, i know i know.. haha..) but recovering liao mah, so went to meet dear (without exactly letting her know tat i'm still sick) and watch movie.. dinner was pizza, nice, but abit too much for 2 pple with pea-sized tummy..

den mon woke up full stomachache, plus LAO-SAI(coupled with alot alot of farts).. tat finally calls for the doctor! yar, the real one.. haha.. so skipped work lor, n was prescribed with 4 medications, of which one was "lactobacillius sporongenes" (yar, the gd bacteria thingy)..

LAO-SAI hor, is a damn messy business lar!! imagine i go pooh-piak-piak-phftossfovvvch-wooosh-ffuooooo-poot in the toilet for like 20mins, many times a day.. gross rite!?!? and thats oni the farting part.. coupled with the liquid poo (yar, i was literally peeing through my a*us).. gross rite?! wakao.. tat was simply hell!!

am i not suppose to mention that it amazingly looked like raisins and minced-meat, or "bah-cho" floating on the water surface.. gross rite?! luckily i din like raisins for a start.. haha.. =P

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good boys and girls, you should have forgotten abt poo looking like raisins and bah-cho.. opps i did it again.. haha..

ANYWAZZ, den mon went to dental and dear for a short while.. yar, she is suppose to be my shen qi yao" which she mistakenly say as "shen qi shui" (tink SK2 shen qi shui, boing boing or piang piang).. haha..

den tues better liao, but i refuse to go office and fart or poo, in case got musical pieces by my u-know-wat.. so took another day mc.. den my "shen qi shui" came ALL THE WAY to sengkang to visit me lar.. dis time round 100% recovery on wed lor! heh..

on a lighter note, if u enjoy setting free thousands of birds free to help an indian girl pray for good fortune for her brother, u r probably sick as well..